December 30th, 2005
Friday Cat Nickname Blogging
I’m stealing this from some other blog. I’m not linking; if you really care you can google it or do a feedster search. This is so obviously a lesbian meme that I don’t even feel guilty. I’m just returning it to the culture where it rightfully belongs.
Name and Age: Lexi, 3
Secret Actual Name: Alexis Hunter, Supermodel
Name According to K: Little Cat (Dumb Cat?)
Prior Name: Pushkin (what the hell were the shelter workers smoking? They thought she was a boy too.)
Generic Nicknames: Bug, Lexapoo, Lexikin
Nicknames When Bad: Boogersnot, No! (though she’s rarely bad)
Nickname When Playing With Cat Toy: CRA-zy kitten!, Take It Easy!
Nickname When Sitting: Pretty
Nickname When Agitated: Skit Kit, SUpahFreaky Yow!
Nickname When Walking on Me at 4:00 AM: She doesn’t really do this, being a supahfreak! She does prick me on the arm with her teeny tiny needle-like claws, though, when she thinks I am doing too much sleeping and not enough petting.
You can’t quite tell as much in this picture as in the other one I took, but she is about to freak out and run under the bed because I had the audacity to approach her. You can just see the look of panic starting in her eyes.
BTW this is the awesome bug-killing kitty. You will have to wait until next Friday for info on the cranky bug-ignoring kitty, who I must admit has better nicknames.
