Chrystos on Caucasian culture

This is for Sunflower and the other landdykes I know who are serious about not fouling the drinking water.

From “Anthropology” by Chrystos, published in Lesbian Ethics Dyke Humor Issue (Vol 3 No 3 Summer 1989):

We have been conducting an extensive footnoted annotated indexed & complicated study of the Caucasian culture hereafter to be referred to as the Cauks for ease in translation.

The most important religious ritual, one central to all groups, is the mixing of feces & urine with water. This rite occurs regularly on a daily basis & seems to be a cornerstone of the culture’s belief system. The urns for this purpose are commonly porcelain, of various hues, although white is the most frequently used. The very wealthy rulers have receptacles of carved onyx or malachite with gold-plated fixtures. We have been unable to determine what prayers are said during this ritual because of its solitary nature & the fact that the door to the prayer room is always shut.

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