“Women think that very masculine men aren’t a good choice, according to study”

Filed under: media/culture criticism, satire by Amy's Brain Today

Stuff White People Like
especially
recycling
and
knowing what’s best for poor people

Filed under: Blogroll, blogging, satire, white privilege by Amy's Brain Today

10. How much white are you?
9. I’m part white myself, you know.
8. I learned all your people’s ways in the Boy Scouts.
7. My great-great-grandmother was a full-blooded white-Canadian princess.
6. Funny, you don’t look white.
5. Where’s your powdered wig and knickers?
4. Do you live in a covered wagon?
3. What’s the meaning behind the square dance?
2. What’s […]

Filed under: racism, satire by Amy's Brain Today

“Virus gives cancer to men: The virus that causes cervical cancer in women is the cause of the deadly illness in men also” (And the glorious subhead, “Feminine virus could provoke cancer in men”)
Well now that we know this virus affects MEN, it’s front-page news! Gosh, somebody better start a mandatory vaccination […]

Filed under: media/culture criticism, satire by Amy's Brain Today

My Abortion Made Me Impotent:

But I’m sure these testimonials aren’t just cynical histrionics designed to restore mens’ traditional property rights over the uterus and its contents. And to prove it, I’m willing to make this offer: I will happily accept that we have abortions if, whenever a woman dies in childbirth, the father is immediately […]

Filed under: feminism as politics, media/culture criticism, satire by Amy's Brain Today

Visit the Disease Mongering Engine to generate your own realistic-sounding disease and get tips on creating and marketing a drug to cure it! Disease-mongering, making billions off of people’s fears and discomfort–It’s not just for Big Pharma anymore.
ETA: My disease is “Paranoid Catatonic Attention Dysfunction with Facial Tic.”

Filed under: links, media/culture criticism, satire by Amy's Brain Today

For all the women out there who’ve been WISHING you could be lesbians–here’s your soy-lution!!!!

Filed under: lesbian feminism, satire by Amy's Brain Today

Call me petty. Go ahead. These are tidbits gleaned from the writings of women who, for the most part, otherwise provide some serious patriarchal ass-kicking. And yet, I read things like this, and my heart sinks, and I think, “Yep, there I go being marginalized by feminists. Yep, there it is […]

Filed under: feminism as politics, graphics, lesbian feminism, satire by Amy's Brain Today

Habitual readers of this blog will know that I don’t generally write about men. However, my lovely girlfriend directed my attention to this article in today’s paper, and I was so filled with sympathy* for their plight that I had to make an exception.
“The National Center for Men has prepared a lawsuit–nicknamed Roe v. […]

Filed under: satire by Amy's Brain Today

I happened to catch on the news last night a 5-second report about a Scottish health study. This soundbyte reported the results of the study as showing that “a higher IQ means better health” though “the most important factor in health was still socioeconomic status.” Turns out, based on this article from Fox […]

Filed under: fat politics, media/culture criticism, satire by Amy's Brain Today