February 7th, 2007

Mangled sentence du jour

“He is married, with a wife not in prison.”

February 1st, 2007

Mangled sentence du jour

“He used to be a former truck driver.”

January 24th, 2007

Mangled sentence du jour

“He ambulated off of the table on his own accord.”

December 4th, 2006

Mangled Sentence Pits Profession Against Profession

“The medications that she takes tend not to allow her to think properly, as she is a law student.”

Doctors Say the Darndest Things: Mangled Sentence Du Jour

“We will not recommend cortisone injections at this time, as the patient reports they did not help her to her knees.”

May 26th, 2006

Bosses Say the Darndest Things

So here’s the email my boss just sent out in preparation for the “holiday” weekend:
We could sure use any extra any of you could put in over this long weekend. Let’s try to get caught up somewhat, m’kay?
I’ll be away; so-and-so will be covering for me, and you can reach her at xxx-xxx-xxxx.
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December 19th, 2005

Virginia Woolf, from “Three Guineas”

“You shall have [this guinea]…on condition that you help all properly qualified people, of whatever sex, class or colour, to enter your profession, and further on condition that in the practise of your profession you refuse to be separated from poverty, chastity, derision, and freedom from unreal loyalties…By poverty is meant enough money to live […]

March 25th, 2005

A Parable: In Which Our Heroine Learns Something About What Really Matters

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, on a planet far, far too much like this one, there lived an idealistic young fat lesbian feminist with a quandary. For you see, the idealistic young fat lesbian feminist had always wanted to dedicate her life to making her planet better for women. However, […]

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